sol 17/31 why Leprechauns will kill you

Leprechauns. They may seem cute sweet and maybe even innocent but on the inside they are cold soulless creatures.

 For years now Leprechauns have had an underground conspiracy with the mermaids and the werewolves to make the human race there slaves.

The evil soulless Leprechauns have planned that on the 20th of march 2020 to send out the werewolves into the major cities and take millions hostage and then from there take over the remaining groups of human resistance and make us there slaves. From there we will build giant glass balls that the mermaids will swim around in.

From there the Leprechauns will stage an attack against the mermaid people which was "delivered" by the Werewolves. Then the Mermaids will use lasers from there minds to turn the Werewolves into Tacos which will never run out that they will feed the homeless with. 

But the Leprechauns want the world to themselves so they blow up the mermaids in there little glass balls and turn them into chocolate cupcakes which will make them fat.

Then the mighty Zombie Unicorns will rise and step on the fat Leprechauns with there hooves.

And then man will kill all the Unicorns and make Zombie beef jerky which will turn everyone on earth into a zombie.

So prepare for the Zombie Unicorn/ Mermaid/Werewolve apcolipse because its coming