sol 17/31 why Leprechauns will kill you

Leprechauns. They may seem cute sweet and maybe even innocent but on the inside they are cold soulless creatures.

 For years now Leprechauns have had an underground conspiracy with the mermaids and the werewolves to make the human race there slaves.

The evil soulless Leprechauns have planned that on the 20th of march 2020 to send out the werewolves into the major cities and take millions hostage and then from there take over the remaining groups of human resistance and make us there slaves. From there we will build giant glass balls that the mermaids will swim around in.

From there the Leprechauns will stage an attack against the mermaid people which was "delivered" by the Werewolves. Then the Mermaids will use lasers from there minds to turn the Werewolves into Tacos which will never run out that they will feed the homeless with. 

But the Leprechauns want the world to themselves so they blow up the mermaids in there little glass balls and turn them into chocolate cupcakes which will make them fat.

Then the mighty Zombie Unicorns will rise and step on the fat Leprechauns with there hooves.

And then man will kill all the Unicorns and make Zombie beef jerky which will turn everyone on earth into a zombie.

So prepare for the Zombie Unicorn/ Mermaid/Werewolve apcolipse because its coming

sol 16/31

I honor of the sixteenth post and the fact that this challenge is almost over (yay!) I decided to make a top eight list of my favorite songs ( get it eight times two equal eighteen, hey at least I tried to be funny) and why I think there good or bad.
My Favorite songs list
1. Rehab by Amy Whinhouse
 I love this song no madder how out dated I am told it is. I think that the lyrics about the struggle between wanting to not going rehab because she does not want to be want socially shunned, but at the same time knowing that she should to cure her alcoholism. I love this song i think the music video is dumb but it still a good song.

2. Your Song from Moulin Rough
 I personally think this song is so sweet sure its long and even though I haven't seen the musical ( ok sue me I haven't seen the musical that my favorite song is from) it still is touching and sweet. Yes I know I made two rants about how stupid love songs are, and this is sorta hypocritical, I think this song is original and beautiful.

3. Yeah by Usher
I am not quite sure why I put this up on here, maybe its because I used to be obsessed with this song when I was a little for some strange reason. The lyrics are shallow and are the generic pop star "I can't think of anything else to write song" but for some reason I love this song.

4. Stan by Eminem
I think that Eminem can write a really good song when he puts his mind to it and this is a product of that. This songs about I crazy fans obsession with a rap idol and his fan letters to this pop idol who won't answer his mail. I like this piece because its a story and Eminem tells i

5.  Happy by Pharell Williams
 It has minions need I say more.

6. Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne
I think this song has the strangest lyrics I have ever heard.  In the music video its a ten year old who's in love with his classmates mom who is four times his age. Its messed up but its catchy and kinda different so its going on here.

7. I'm Yours Jason Maraz
This song make no since whatsoever I am pretty sure that Jason Maraz was smoking  something while he was writing it, but it has a child like innocence and feeling to it which sets it apart from all these other songs.

8. Thrift Shop by Macklemore
I just like this song its so strange makes no sense and is a total hipster song but it's funny and really catchy, like really catchy.

14/31 sol love song rant part 2 (letter to taylor swift)

Dear Taylor Swift,

I enjoy some of your music and I think you have a good singing voice. I mean the following in the nicest way possible and this is not meant to hurt your feelings.

Lets start with the lyrics shall we

The lyrics in most of your songs has little to no meaning. It seems like you don't even try your songs can be represented by these three sentences.

"OMG your so hot will you be my boyfriend'

"OMG your the worst boyfriend ever I hate you"

"OMG I love you so much will you marry me"

( and yes the OMGs were necessary)

It's almost as if you date crush on somebody, write a song, date them, write a song, and break up with them and what do you do then YOU WRITE A SONG. It's a pattern and by the end you have an album. This is my theory on how Taylor Swift songs are made, actually it's not a theory it's a fact. All Taylor Swift songs are about your dumb break ups, and newsflash nobody cares.

Now we will move on to the songs in general.  I liked Taylor Swift songs when they first came out they were sweet and full of feeling songs like tear drops on my guitar, they are relatable and well written. Now let us move on to her current songs.

13/31/ love song rant

I am guessing at one time or another you've a heard or love song one time or another, on the radio, off the internet, or you've bought one from iTunes. I will agree that this does not apply to all love songs some are original and have some meaning to them. But a lot of love songs are pointless pity holes (Taylor Swift) that are put to a good tune so you buy them of iTunes and that artist can make millions of some dumb rant about how horrible or hot there love interest is. For example if someone came up to you and said
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,But here's my number,So call me, maybe
And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe
If I were you I would probably leave as soon as I could. 
I do not think that all love songs should be shunned but the one that are dumb and have no meaning like this one:
We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever…
(seriously Taylor if anyone is ever going to take you seriously you have to quit writing songs as pointless as this)

sol 12/31

I hear the door ring and jump up ready to open it. The doorbell annoyingly chimes three more times and I know it's time for me to run I grab my laptop my charger and my book and run downstairs. I run into the exercise room that my dad asked for because he was going on a "diet" so now it's my hiding spot. I often use it to do homework, watch TV, and last and best of all hide from my evil cousin. As I open my laptop I hear the front door pulled open and hear her saying hi and asking where I am well the rest of her family let's themselves in and make themselves comfortable.
I hear her calling my name and walking around upstairs. I smile because I know she won't come down here she scared to death, all I had to do was tell her saw a mouse down here once for her to be terrified. I put my headphones back on and press play to the movie I was watching. I laugh because I know she would hate watching Top Gun with me and probably make me watch something dumb like
Barbie and her mermaid friends save the fairy princesses of unicornlandia
I smile as Tom cruse get promoted and they high five I don't see Alice walk in.
"Hey girl, how's it going I brought some movies lets ditch this place and watch them"
I give her a fake smile
" I would love too but I am watching Top Gun maybe later" I say
" OMG your the worst cousin ever. I hate you and like when that movie made 1960 whatever."
"1986" I say gritting my teeth
" Well anyways its a loser movie now lets watch something fun like… oh I know Barbie a Mermaid Tail"
I don't want to watch your dumb barbie a mermaid tail for the 33rd time I want to watch Top Gun alone without YOU
" Sure but don't you think thats a little old"
"Oh it never gets old you'll see"
ten minutes into the movie and I am wishing that the computer will go up into flames.
I get up fed up and start to walk away.
" Where are you going?"
"To get popcorn" I say not turning around
"Well hurry back she's about to turn into a mermaid"
at this point one thought is on my mind
RUN

sol 11/31

I wield my axe in hand looking into his red eyes.
those are the eyes that killed everyone I love
I smile as I raise my axe.
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
I wake up grumpy I watch as my alarm clock buzzes
great prank Carson
my little brother has just got into playing pranks which is annoying because the "pranks" are all on me.
I slap my alarm clock and push it away. I hear it shatter on the floor.
serves it right for waking me up
then I realize it's Wensday
joy spainish
I know it's good for me to learn a new language and all that but waking up an hour earlier isn't worth it.
I look at the time.
3:25
alright then
I set my alarm for 6:00 and slip back under the covers and leisurely slip back to sleep.
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
I wake up and look at the time.
6:00
another ten minutes would end the world.
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP
I look up to turn off my alarm and I realize its just my mom saying
"Sloan get up your late for spainish!"

sol 10/31

I push at the door. It takes to nudges but eventually it gives way. I strap the leash on Dominos collar, she wags her tail as if the world depended on it. I pull the door shut and start to walk through my yard. I  walk up the street because I know that eventually that will lead us back around to our house.

I walk along and hear the pavement crunch under my feet with every step I take. I put my earbuds in and press shuffle on my iPod. Amy whine house Rehab. I close my eyes and listen to the music.

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, 'No, no, no.'
Yes, I've been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go, go, go

By know we are almost done with our walk. I watch as Domino trys to catch to little robins on somebody's front lawn. I sigh and scratch her head as the birds carelessly fly away.

"You'll catch them eventually pup"

She looks at me as if to say

"maybe someday."